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Dancing was always tricky for Gertrude. I mean, how could anyone really choose from seeing, hearing, eating or dancing?
Sandra tries not to get caught grabbing a plant that oddly looks like one of her long lost arms.
Bobby Legs. Illustration.
Busy Bobby Bay Bellicheggs was born with two pairs of legs. If one set of legs started barking, his other ones would do the walking.
Daphne Daydreaming. Illustration.
Jerry daydreams about Daphne like it’s his job. Scubie snorkels in seven hour stretches because it is his job.
HayHay Hugs. Illustration.
Hayhay is always up for a hug. He’ll hug a rug, a big scary bug, he’ll even hug your mug with the picture of a pug. Just don’t ask about Doug, the slug he once hugged, ugh, and this big lug will always be up for a hug.
The Gutierrez Family. Illustration.
The Gutierrez Family has been working on a dance routine that includes tap, ballet, jazz and a little gymnastics. They are hoping to enter one of those reality talent shows and get noticed when they feel they are ready. The dad is pretty uncoordinated.
Yo Yo Man. Illustration.
Yo Yo Man starts every sentence with “Yo.” When he gets laryngitis, he lets his balloons do the talking.
Randolph is always interested in what everyone else has. He’ll stare at you very creepily until you let him at least hold what you’re holding.
Stan Stands His Ground. Illustration.
I will not need my coat. This is a firm firm ‘No.’ I will not, will not need my coat for a measely inch of snow. I will not think it’s cold. I will not get sic…k? Oh, wait. Brrrrrrr. Can we go back in and get it?
Small Bird is freakishly strong and a great wingman. Hook Worm hangs out with him every afternoon.