You know you're awesome. Carl knows you're awesome. This is the place for all your awesome. And Carl will always be ready to congratulate you for putting it on paper and keeping that awesome alive.
"Congratulations to me!" You can say to yourself. "I am about to be so awake! No one will ever know I haven't slept a wink. I am about to dazzle everyone with delight!"
"Congratulations to you!" says Carl to the lucky son of a gun standing in front of you. "You're looking at someone who's about to wake up and dazzle you. This someone is pretty awesome after a cup of caffeine. Someone pretty awesome indeed."
Congratulate yourself for congratulating a friend for a job well done.
